Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.

We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.

by RageFang May 10, 2018

Chairlatan Healer

A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.

Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.

by IAIN_D September 6, 2018

steve hearsey

Unit.

Random Person - “You are unit!”
You- “ No fucking shit I’m Steve Hearsey!”

by stevehearseyshead November 11, 2020

Steve Hearsey

Unit.

“You are huge and sexy!”
“No shit he is Steve Hearsey”

by stevehearseyshead November 11, 2020

high hearse

arrogance used to cope with the indirect and direct fears of death

grandson: "What makes grandpa think he knows more than us about politics? he just watches the news."
grandma: "oh, he's just on his high hearse sweetie, don't listen to him."

by supersecretspud October 8, 2020

Holly healey

WHAT A NOBHEAD BTW, never liked her don’t want her flip out of my life. Her smell is rancid and from an inside source she hasn’t washed in 5 years. Her nice blonde hair is shit an her wank blue eyes are atrocious. Dutty gyal kmt safe safe

HOLLY HEALEY STINKSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by anonymous October 5, 2021

johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.

oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock

by karabodl February 2, 2022