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Dear Evan Hansen

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.
“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”
by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022
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Hallen

A dead meme. Also its not real! so fck u anthony
hallen is not real fuckers
by hahahahaahahhaha you thought January 23, 2017
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hansen

The hansen only got one audience member for its show.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Hanwen

~The nicest sister anyone could every have
~Funny lady
~Very good at managing her money
~Always have a smile on her face
~Mini Cooper Lover
~Her love for Mini is way over obsessive!! Haha
~Love ya for the Ipod!! Thank you!!
by lOvEgEnErAtIoN92 December 12, 2004
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Van Halen

1.) The dude who said, in his guitar player of the year interview, and for all you Jimmy Paige haters out there, I quote, "wow, this is really a shock. It's not like I'm JIMMY PAIGE or anything; I mean, there are a lot of really great guitar players out there, but Jimmy Paige, Jimmy Paige is God. He's definitely my hero man." Suck That.

2.) Not saying that Eddie Van Halen isn't a fuckin' awesome guitar player, he has a few "Sick Nasty" songs. (fans eat your hearts out)but seriously, give Jimmy Paige a freakin break.
wow, there arent really any examples i can give... i used them all up in the definition. but yeah Van Halen is awesome. Not as good as Jimmy Paige, but still fuckin sick.
by Your friends at Pro-Logic II February 6, 2008
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Evan Hansen

A little precious cutie chamallow who's needs love and affection. He is from the musical "Dear Evan Hansen". He is in love with all the trees .
"Did you know a cutie liar ?
-Yes, Evan Hansen is a cutie liar."
by RaiTheFrog June 5, 2019
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Mr. Hansen

A medium height jack ass. That thinks he's the shit and is very immature person who carries a life saver (which isn't very life saving by the way.) A Mr. Hansen is also lazy person that don't do shit.

A Mr. Hansen is and faggot and who should never be trusted with anything or anyone.
Mr. Hansen is a faggot!!
by dooky flucking bratzzzzz May 18, 2018
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