bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015

Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023

yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.

Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.

by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007

Handshake of Hearts

Take your hands and a friend, make a heart, one person goes in a circle and spreads the love and the other person goes the opposite of the circle and also spreads the love. Then after 2 circles the two hearts connect and then release the love and positivity by opening their hands once the hearts touch.

Hey, you doin ok?
nah I want the world to end and steal a dog
Lets do the handshake of hearts

Spread the love not the hate

by Hohoholdyn Anthony7k January 31, 2023

Bangin' Handshake

when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.

Why didn't mike like wes? Oh, he gave him a bangin' handshake the first time they met.

by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009

Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .

I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .

by Big__tasty May 2, 2019

Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.

She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!

by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010