One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".
"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"
by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004
Get the Having a Milardomug. An intended derivative and omission of “nice” from the far more colloquial “have a nice day”. Said as a bare minimum “polite” response when one is aggravated or feels sleighted.
It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.
However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.
It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.
However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.
*supervisor catches you on a bad day and says some unnecessary shit*:
“Have a day.”
Le sarcastic douche: “Good job!”
Le moi: “Have a day.”
“Have a day.”
Le sarcastic douche: “Good job!”
Le moi: “Have a day.”
by Superlative Detritus November 29, 2018
Get the Have a daymug. by c0za April 26, 2005
Get the to have the painters inmug. I tryed to tell my teacher that my dog ate my coursework but she wasn't having a bar of it.
I tryed to walk on my twisted ankle but my leg wasn't having a bar of it.
I tryed to walk on my twisted ankle but my leg wasn't having a bar of it.
by MagL33To February 21, 2005
Get the have a barmug. by FreyOlly January 20, 2007
Get the having a brownmug. by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
Get the have funmug. 1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"
by Splashers May 14, 2009
Get the Having Kittensmug.