by JerrySucksToes May 31, 2025
Get the gurtmug. wgat gurt fingle, tingletuh
gurtle furt gingle fingle nurt
gurt: yo
yo: wassup
up: what?
what: watchu want
calc: ts (short for calc) pmo fr ngl vro
vro: among us burger
american burger institute: 📈📊
mike rosoft: Zm9ydG5pdGU=
gurt: roger roger
shelly from brawl stars: For millennia I have waited. I watched as civilisations burned and crumbled, only to rise again from the ashes. In all the many ages, across all societies, there was always one constant: McDonald $5 meal! Get the McEpic saver's meal today for only $5!
fingle: gurt
💔: Sorry, I am unable to help you with that request.
jfk: yo who got the chug jug i'm dying over here
ratatouille: yeah you watch me drip drip
like the water sip sip
one eight one three six six
crash out imma flip flip
ts pmo like imma make you go
cause you aint ever know, vro
tell me it aint so (no)
three fiddy skibidi
sky is blue, can't you see
this fruit hanging from a tree
like ur balls - price is free
balls: ay yo watchu say bout me now?
now: go go gadget person eraser
gadget: balls is dead
fingle: balls is dead?
🤯: balls is dead!
💀: who killed balls?
who: no i didn't
WHO: 🚨 Alert! Impostor virus has breached containment! 🤯
skibidi: what impo-rbjsifkururmbbllkrubrrbziocjdbdkdkdjdvdskddbdkenddkfkdnewkskfffkf
skibidimpostor: there are two wolves inside me
me: wtf 😳
wolves: i have a clone?
a clone: hello
hello: yes?
gurtle furt gingle fingle nurt
gurt: yo
yo: wassup
up: what?
what: watchu want
calc: ts (short for calc) pmo fr ngl vro
vro: among us burger
american burger institute: 📈📊
mike rosoft: Zm9ydG5pdGU=
gurt: roger roger
shelly from brawl stars: For millennia I have waited. I watched as civilisations burned and crumbled, only to rise again from the ashes. In all the many ages, across all societies, there was always one constant: McDonald $5 meal! Get the McEpic saver's meal today for only $5!
fingle: gurt
💔: Sorry, I am unable to help you with that request.
jfk: yo who got the chug jug i'm dying over here
ratatouille: yeah you watch me drip drip
like the water sip sip
one eight one three six six
crash out imma flip flip
ts pmo like imma make you go
cause you aint ever know, vro
tell me it aint so (no)
three fiddy skibidi
sky is blue, can't you see
this fruit hanging from a tree
like ur balls - price is free
balls: ay yo watchu say bout me now?
now: go go gadget person eraser
gadget: balls is dead
fingle: balls is dead?
🤯: balls is dead!
💀: who killed balls?
who: no i didn't
WHO: 🚨 Alert! Impostor virus has breached containment! 🤯
skibidi: what impo-rbjsifkururmbbllkrubrrbziocjdbdkdkdjdvdskddbdkenddkfkdnewkskfffkf
skibidimpostor: there are two wolves inside me
me: wtf 😳
wolves: i have a clone?
a clone: hello
hello: yes?
by Gurt Dingle (Say Yo) April 11, 2025
Get the Gurt Finglemug. by femboylover888 May 30, 2025
Get the gurtingmug. The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.
by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025
Get the gurtmug. "Yo luke, you wouldn't believe this, but Alex was gurting with his skateboard the other day!"
"No way! that is very dangerous. But it was very smart!"
"No way! that is very dangerous. But it was very smart!"
by Ball Desease April 22, 2025
Get the Gurtingmug. The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023
Get the Iceland gurt squirtmug. the act of doing something that is very smart, but at the same time could be considered very dangerous.
by bqurry April 11, 2025
Get the gurtingmug.