gurt

can be compared to the feeling of a orgasm. if you are feeling gurt then you are on cloud 9 rubbing it in circles. being gurt is just like if you were being a goofy gook

person 1:”how does my cream cum bubble feel in your face”

person 2:”omg it feels so gurt”

by clit rubber3000 November 15, 2023

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

To be sarcastic all the time like Colin.

Carson: What should we do? Seth: Let's go outside and be stupid. Carson: But it's raining outside. Seth: Sorry I was being Colin.

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

by zfzfsafs May 29, 2025

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 03, 2023

Go-Gurt

When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.

Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt

by SamoBlu July 02, 2017

Oh Gurt

A simple description for "stranger".

Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.

by Set Blue 23 October 04, 2017

I'mma Keep It A Gurt

A mash-up between "IKIAB" and "Gurt."

Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"

Bro 1: "Yo I'mma Keep It A Gurt, he's Gurting Rn"
Bro 2: "Fr Fr"

by phbz May 09, 2025

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 03, 2023