grocery bag of a woman

A woman that does overly things .

My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.

by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022

Grocery Whore

Someone, most likely a Karen, who buys everything in bulk so theres nothing left for anyone else

That grocery whore bought all the toilet paper.

by mrsbubbles September 12, 2020

Grocery Store Rack

BIG RACK...MELONS!

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.

by shobu July 27, 2008

grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)

"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"

by lunine September 03, 2023

Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 06, 2018

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis April 16, 2018

Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

by davvvo March 05, 2019