When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
by JayRizzy November 27, 2021
Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.
Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.
by Schlink238 January 24, 2017
by giants 123 March 09, 2010
A group of goggers.
A goggle, if you will.
Filled with greasy cheese nerds. Degenerates, perhaps.
Made up of midgets, edgelords, weebs, liberals, republicans, giraffes, flamingos, torrential downpours, clones, nuggets, bronies, chai lattes, and the occasional brugg.
The only thing holding together the fabric of this groups reality is a mass of gremlins bumbling around and stirring a large pot of drama, served hot and fresh every so often whenever things get too peaceful.
They are bold, they are brash, some believe they belong in the trash.
A goggle, if you will.
Filled with greasy cheese nerds. Degenerates, perhaps.
Made up of midgets, edgelords, weebs, liberals, republicans, giraffes, flamingos, torrential downpours, clones, nuggets, bronies, chai lattes, and the occasional brugg.
The only thing holding together the fabric of this groups reality is a mass of gremlins bumbling around and stirring a large pot of drama, served hot and fresh every so often whenever things get too peaceful.
They are bold, they are brash, some believe they belong in the trash.
by gormlessminger August 15, 2021
Gary stole hella percocets from his fathers prescription so him and his friends could be super gremlins
by Jarren January 25, 2022
a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear
" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
by will mcgarty May 17, 2007