The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
Get the Goodbye Tension Hello Pensionmug. by Simon D Cox November 19, 2007
Get the Saying goodbye to some old friendsmug. by hngfndhnd February 18, 2022
Get the You are kinda sussy so goodbyemug. Abandoning your friends at a party/bar/dinner without saying a single word to any of them, usually resulting from being very intoxicated. California Irish Goodbye's are risky for the DUI exposure. Also deserting your buds 10-20 miles away from their residence deserves an ass kicking.
Where's John at, I haven't seen him for over an hour.
I dunno, someone mentioned he did a sneaky California Irish goodbye a while ago.
I dunno, someone mentioned he did a sneaky California Irish goodbye a while ago.
by Holly Reporting from Compton September 29, 2009
Get the California Irish Goodbyemug. This is lyrics from Rick Astleys’s “never gonna give you up” Macdonalds version. just don’t say it in mcdonalds…
by FishyFrog May 9, 2022
Get the give me nuggets or say goodbyemug. by the scout that takes kneecaps September 19, 2022
Get the say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle headmug. When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.
Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner
by jezzicarae April 2, 2010
Get the Failed-Irish Goodbyemug.