gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.

Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"

by kOrVe72 December 10, 2010

Gomer

Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.

Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.

by JJ UNL 517 December 30, 2007

Gomer

relating to an person who has a hot sister.

Yo, he's such a gomer!

by fire36fighter March 31, 2008

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Gompers

Another way to descibe "Camel Toe"

Did you see the gompers on that babe?

by R Zimmerman May 9, 2005

Gompers

A set of false teeth.

Goddamit, I just dropped my gompers in the bidet and bit myself on the ass again!

by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021

gompers

A set of false teeth

I got stuck up to the elbow in the toilet trap, trying to retrieve my gompers, OR
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.

by BelAir Hilloc September 3, 2021