ggballs

It is like "gg" but with balls.

I died, ggballs.

by HeeHard November 6, 2021

Comedy goalie

A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).

I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!

by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021

own goal

In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.

There's a homeless guy in front of the mall I go. He always asks me for a coin, and I always answer that I don't have any, last time he replied with "You never have money don't you?". What an own goal

by 1ups_ March 16, 2022

the field goal

when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face

read description of the field goal

by kiods May 13, 2010

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

Globalist shill

Any person or organisation that deliberately misinforms the general populace in order to further an agenda of a global one world government and the loss of individual rights that come with it.

Merriam-Webster recently changed the definition of anti-vaxxer to include people who oppose regulations surrounding vaccine mandates despite the fact that opposers of vaccine mandate regulations might have legitimate reasons for opposing that have nothing to do with vaccines. In changing this definition they have acted to deliberately deceive people into believing there could be no legitimate reason to oppose such regulations, thus showing their hand as globalist shills who are out to deceive the general population into believing opposition to vaccine mandate laws could only ever be a bad thing.

Politicians using the slogan “build back better” despite being from vastly different countries, economies, and cultures, all demonstrate that despite being elected officials they are actually working as globalist shills as opposed to working for their electorate.

by RememberRemember November 11, 2021

Best Friend Goals

When someone, of lesser importants, gets jealous easily because two people are Best Friends. In order to achieve the title of, "best friend goals," you must have a best friend that goes to your house like every weekend, practically lives there, to only take naps on your couch. You also must have a small group of haters that wishes they have a good of a best friend relationship.

"Rachel and Ashlyn are always hanging out with each other," -person
"Ugh, they are best friend goals, I hate them," -Hater

by Mini Mint Oreos February 27, 2015