Sausage Guitar

When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.

Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.

by Sausage Guitar Hero June 30, 2008

air guitaring

the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.

1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.

by uh... May 13, 2005

Dean guitars

Makers of the finest guitars known to man. The guitar of choice for Dime, the Schenkers, Leslie West, Randy Davis, and countless others, these near-mythical musical instruments have been known to increase guitar playing ability, cure leprosy, double penis size, turn any guitarist into an instant hero, vaporize bras/panties/female inhibitions, change water to wine, increase IQ by twofold, cure IBS, boil water on contact, destroy all enemies, inspire EMO tools to pursue a career in real metal, reduce the oil consumption of high-mileage vehicles, grow new hair in funny places, change the most diehard Brokeback Jay into all that is Man.

Ian: Dude! What happened to Jay? He can barely walk!
Brandon: He played my DFH and his kneecap was crushed by the immense weight of his newfound elephant penis. Then he graduated Harvard and impregnated 764,995 women with superhuman fetuses. The other 5 women exploded because the supersperm were playing Dean guitars and their weakened wombs could not handle the righteous thunder spewing forth from the inside.
Ian: That'll happen.
Brandon: That will happen.

by Formula73 April 27, 2006

ultimate-guitar.com

Ultimate-guitar, or the forums of UG is a website for all guitarists and musicians in general to meet and share ideas. Mostly known for "The Pit", The forum for all general discussion that is not covered by other forums, from music issues to whatever. The Pit has many times been called
"4Chan Lite". In the future, UG plans to establish a sovereign nation known as "UGtopia".

" Ultimate-guitar.com is an awesome website in which individuals from all over the world can meet and converse, having highly intelligent conversations and sharing knowledge on all aspects of music."

by Jesse Chikitty_china March 2, 2008

Guitard

One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

by Katie Bustard April 18, 2006

Guitar Sex

When two guitar players face each other, stand very close together, and rock out. This typically occurs onstage at a concert, where many voyeurs are present in the audience to observe the sexual encounter. Guitar Sex often coincides with a guitargasm and frequently features guitar face by one or more of the involved parties.
NOTE: Instead of two guitar players, Guitar Sex can occur between a guitar player and a bass player, a guitar player and a keytar player, or any combo of two people playing guitar-like instruments.

Hey, let's have sex with our guitars!

Did you see those two guys having guitar sex?

Dude, did you check out the Flecktones concert last week?
Yeah, man, Bela Fleck and Vic Wooten were totally having guitar sex!

by emsee May 24, 2006

Guitar player

the most elite of the bad asses.
they create pure and raw energy with flicks of the wrist and twitches of their fingers to make your favorite songs.

most notable guitarists have influenced the world as we know it, ie: John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Dave Gilmour, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan.

usually just called a guitarist

Wow! That Guitar player is rockin' that solo.

by Baron Crane July 2, 2006