ON DA BLOCK WITH DA GLOCK

Famous term used by a big ass Armenian gangster with a beard and gold sunglasses most commonly used before he pulls up on your block with his Glock or he is currently on your block with his Glock.

WHATS GOOD ? NOT MUCH NIGGA I BE ON DA BLOCK WITH DA GLOCK APEE !

by 818TODA323 November 25, 2020

you play Russian Roulette with a glock

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.

Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug

by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021

glocksucker

A person who finds it necessar, in every situation l, to insert themselves the conversation in order to assert that Glocks are better than all other handguns; a worshipper at the Church of St. Gaston.

Gun Dealer: Here, take a look at this P226.

Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...

Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.

Gun Dealer: Just ignore him, he's a Glocksucker.

by DaSquariusGreen August 31, 2016

Glock

It's the Honda Civic of handguns. It's very basic and nothing to really brag about, but it gets the job done. Stock Glocks are definitely not worth telling your range buddies about. The real show is modifying and upgrading.

If you want a match-grade trigger, you can do a ten-cent trigger job or buy a new trigger. If you want a match-grade barrel, you can buy one for as little as $100. If you want tritium sights, buy them, then it's easy to install. The aftermarket for Glock (especially Gen 3) is so strong that you can buy custom-made frames and tacticool parts.

Glock 19s are one of the most popular concealed carry handguns in the United States. It's basically the benchmark for modern concealed carry handguns.

The Glock 44 (a .22LR) is absolute shit. Don't buy one. They have a tendency to blow up.

"Dis my Glock .40, dis my problem solver."

"My buddy bought a Glock 17, it's so bland."
"At least it's not a Hipoint."

"I just added a match-grade barrel and TruGlo sights to my Glock 26."

by TheSuperTrooper September 16, 2020

Glockinator

the Glockinator is a weapon in TABG that's basically two Glocks put together akimbo style with a red dot in-between

Glockinator goes *A-10 WARTHOG NOISES*

by Never gonna give you up! February 15, 2021

broski glocks

Referring to someone; another way of calling someone a friend, etc.

“what’s good my broski glocks”
“you my broski glocks for real”
“ayo broski glocks”

by biglobsterlegs May 13, 2022

gleak on my glock

1. suck a dick; mostly used in the hood

2. when take a friends mom back to the crib

1. Person 1: "Are you seeing Cindy today?"

Person 2: "Oh yeah shes gonna gleak on my glock"

2. Person 1: "My mom didn't come home last night"

Person 2: "Oh yeah i gleaked her on my glock last night"

by urmom and dabibi February 24, 2021