Gaymo

An especially anally retentive person who hangs around a university for years after graduation, to meet and hang around with young female students.

DUUUDEE, that guy damo has been here for years, he's a real gaymo

by louie micropenis July 13, 2003

Glamour Cow

A fat chick who doesn't know she's too fat to be wearing those booty shorts. Usually accompanied by the horrific smell of hairspray and hot ass, these fat chicks have more makeup on their faces than a clown. They drive their man's SUVs with the 22" rims and wear no less than 10 pounds of jewelry to hide the fact that they are disgustingly fat and smell of ass. Their hair has highlights that don't match (an example would a dark Mexican chick with yellow-blonde hair and pink lipstick). Their men are usually short, Hispanic dudes who are too much of pussies to tell their woman that they are nasty bitches. This phenomenon must be stopped at all costs...I have kids trying to eat!

That wannabe milf walked by. I caught a glimpse of that neon pink thong and threw up all over some lady nearby.

by Headman September 2, 2005

faded seaside glamour

delays album. Released 5th April in the UK.

You really should buy this great album when it comes out.

by Pete March 7, 2004

glamourglomp

To glomp in such a way that the recipient feels mass amounts of wonder and enchantment. Alternatively, it can also be the name of a glomp given by a magical or glamourous being.

The world will be more magical if you glamourglomp someone today!

by raistlyne May 16, 2004

glamour shot

Term used to describe a direct hit on the tip of the penis when playing Nut Ball.

Mark hit me with a glamour shot this morning, and now my dick will not become erect. What the fuck am I supposed to do now???

by CMEN December 31, 2004

glamorous

A fat bitch who:
-Thinks shes the shit, but shes the complete opposite, well they ARE shit or even worse.
-Likes being a moneywhore to her boyfriend and spends her boyfriend's paycheck everyweek on stupid things online.
-Doesn't earn their own money
-Still lives with their parents after the age of 20
-Needs a reality check because they are NOT glamorous.
-Like to take advantage of guys who have their defences down.
-Mainly migrate in Ohio

Bitch who THINKS shes glamorous:
I can have to get that when his paycheck comes in.
OMG I LIKE LOVE YOU MISS YOU LOVE YOUR MONEY TOO IF YOU GET FIRED YOUR GETTING DITCHED

by Tiago0207 September 26, 2008

Gaymous

Gaymous is terminology for a celebrity or d-list celebrity that "goes gay" in order to become more famous. Hence the term Gaymous.

"Lindsay Lohan doesn't really eat box, but she's gone gaymous to get more attention."

by Bubblesworth March 1, 2010