Gaper

A person who demonstrated a complete lack of grace or ability for the sport, typically thinks they are top shit, but they are just plain shit.

Hey look at jonah over there, he just fell off a two foot drop, what a gaper

by Robert Mugabe:SLUNK warrior February 21, 2017

gaped crusader

When you pretend a cum rag is a cape and then smash someone from behind until they bleed.

Dain is a savage. He took a nasty girl home from the bar and got his gaped crusader on!

by elwaystatus June 23, 2019

gaper

A person who finds the need to never shut their mouth and always leave it hanging open.

Could that guy be any more of a gaper?

by rapwars007 November 25, 2009

gaper

1.Someone who stares at something
2.According to popular wisdom, Cleopatra's nickname becaase of her well-honed fellatio skills
3.A hole whose perimeter is stretched past the point of elasticity

1.Stop gaping at my breasts, James!
2.Why yer grinning Mark Anthony, another date with el gaper?
3.Look at gaper on that stripper, put a twenty in there!

by Grecho May 13, 2005

Gaper

A stupid tourist in a ski town. Used in a derogatory fashion to describe or label them.

1. "That gaper cut me off on the run today!"
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."

by BreckGirl February 2, 2010

gaper

in context away from the slope a gaper is someone who tries extremely hard to be popular but does this all in vein because they are too clueless. Commonly found in high school settings

a gaper can be commonly identified by being outside a circle of people trying to look in or listen into a convo. They commonly buy north face backpacks because they think its cool or they wear uggs and jeans like oh every girl. and guy who is a gaper will strut slow down the hall trying to look cool and there backpakc is overly stuffed with crap. ex: conner plasse

by Gryphin January 5, 2008

Gaper

Crazy tourist skier/snowborders. Gaper are named for the gap between the helmet/hat and goggles. Also because they are gay, in the loser way not the homosexual way. They usually think they are the shit, although it is not true. At all. They are usually found it Colorado, Summit County to be exact. They try to do DBs or rock the park, but they fail.

They also PISS THE HELL out of locals.

That gaper just tried to do a rail and ate shit!

Fuck I hate stupid gapers. They are such lame-os.

by Go Home Gapers!! February 27, 2009