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Essay Gambit

When a person, in an attempt to get someone's contact info without directly asking them, asks another person for their help in reviewing an essay they wrote. The person asking will offer two options between printing it and giving it to them, or getting the other person's contact info and sending it to them.

Almost always results in an advantage for the person asking, as they cant lose anything if the other person is nice enough to review their essay for them, creating a foothold for the asker to get more involved.

Usually used by people who are in fear of rejection, and by asking for them to review a paper they feel that they can avoid a direct rejection and still participate in someone's life if they opt to just take the printed essay.

Ironically, even if they got someone's contact info through this, how would the person who receives the essay edit it without printing it out?
Person 1: "Hey, I wrote this essay for English class and I don't feel like showing it to the professor, can you look over it for me?"
Person 2: "Sure why not."
Person 1: "Perfect, I can either print it out for you and give it to you tomorrow, or send it to you tonight but I'd need your contact info for that."
Person 2: "Just print it and I'll look over it then."
Person 1: "Alright, thanks" (cries on the inside)

Or:
Person 1: "I just used the Essay Gambit and was able to get her contact info."
Person 2: "Why not just ask her normally?"
Person 1: "Cause I'm a pussy lmao"
by 4D Chess Wannabe February 7, 2023
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The Orange Gambit

Referring to the tragedy at Badekar Monastery 1564:
Due to a racially & religously motivated hate crime, 27 cases of lost life in a dispacable act of mass murder.

The perpetrator are believed to have flown into a violant rage after game of degenerate gambling. Nothing else is known about the perpetrators except that they continously shouted "Orange Gambit" during the game. Bystanders of the crime report hearing it continiously for a period of around 1h & 20m untill it was abruptly stopped by screams and gunshots.

It is believed this was a racially and religously motivated crime due to that 25 out of the 27 victims were of the Chucku people.
(During a game of Horse Racing")
Person 1: "I'm going to bet on the Orange Horse, let's call it the Orange Gambit."

Person 2: "Let's go! ORANGE GAMBIT!"

Person 3: "No way dude! Have you not heard of the tragedy at Badekar Monastery 1564?"
by OrangeGambit July 9, 2022
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