gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.

If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!

by beknighted March 20, 2014

gadder gary

A scary terminator

Wow Uncle Ron, ur such a gadder gary!

by Jackson Dietz May 24, 2020

Gary

A depressed wee psycho who wants to die. Gary is also very bad with the females he will always talk to one but never get her.

fuck your such a Gary

by Gary.h January 10, 2019

Gary

A wonderful man.. but also a very big mug..

Gary is a mug

by Garyisamug June 29, 2017

Gary

The Unit. Approach with caution Will do everything in his power to cock-block teens.

Teen: The Unit is such a cock-block.
Other Teen: Yeah sorry that's my step-dad Gary.

by Gary The Unit December 5, 2018

The Gary

The Gary is when a Janitor puts silverware in his mouth to gain pleasure.

He just did The Gary!

by Micky_B January 18, 2019