Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 11, 2017

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

pink funk

stinky puthy

“mom he said my pink has a funk, is that a dance move?” “honey, you got a pink funk, lemme get you some vagisil right quick”

by stinkyqueefer May 23, 2021

p funk

Pure, uncut Funk, the Bomb; also Parliament-Funkadelic
(see FUNK)

keep funkin the p funk and you will understand

by bootsy collins April 16, 2003

funk metal

A hybrid genre of funk and metal charactrezied by funk-like beats, metallic guitar riffs, prominent bass, and occasionally rap. Funk metal was created and rose to popularity on a timeline similar to that of grunge. One of the earliest forms of alternative metal.

Examples: Rage Against the Machine, Faith No More, Living Colour, Primus, some Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc.

-This is good music. The bassline is complex and groovy but the guitarist is tapping and shredding like a madman.
-Yeah, that's funk metal.

by Smokey Q. Rivers June 26, 2008

funk flow

Mack, or ability to seduce women. General sexual appeal. Coined by Biggie Smalls in his hit song, One More Chance.

Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow

-Notorious B.I.G.

by Mayor AL September 30, 2008

Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by Matt December 06, 2003