Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children

Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey

by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019

fungus

usually meaning ‘cool’

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus

by foultique May 22, 2023

foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

Not A Dank Fungus

Is rad, but is not gay

Not A Dank Fungus is quite rad

by Not A Dank Fungus May 27, 2021

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022