wi-fishing

The process of searching for Wi-fi. Or the act of searching for Wi-fi in public places such as Starbucks or Mickey D's, usually involves walking the perimeter of your property in search for Wi-fi.

Person 1:I caught a god damn Wi-fisher in my backyard slowing down my internet!!

Person 2:Yeah fucking Wi-fishers are all over

Example 2

Person 1:Where were you yesterday? I went to your house twice.

Person 2:I was Wi-fishing, I found a sweetass spot on my roof, 11 Mbps

Person 1:Fucking Wi-fisher!!!!

by Treez, And Isaac May 6, 2010

nigga fishing

When you miss a fish and the person right next to you cast in the same spot as you just missed the fish

I just missed a fish you better not start nigga fishing me and cast in the same spot.

by Bassmasster69 March 18, 2017

Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.

Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.

by Tek 9 December 22, 2008

fishing in the dark

laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.

Mark: So how was Cassandra???

Bill: It was great we started off fishing in the dark and by the end of the night I was getting some mud on my tires.

by arrowturn March 31, 2010

fishing

When someone tells a lie / makes a false statement in order to make the other person accidentally admit something about themselves.

Dude 1: lol, you jack off to gay pr0n.
Dude 2: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Dude 1: lol, I was just fishing...now I know you really are gay. :)
Dude 2: ...OH SH-

by _allismine_ September 5, 2007

Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her

Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"

by Master Ice Fisher June 13, 2013

bass fishing

A sexual act in which the male moves his penis around and the female attempts to catch it with her mouth without using her hands.

I made her go bass fishing and she poked her eye out.

by Trib June 15, 2007