butt foul

When one tries to enter another's pooper, but does not succeed.

Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep

by anhelbaby785 April 26, 2016

foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Foul fishy snatch

A fanny that is unwashed for a while in the hot summer that starts to produce a rancid rotting fish stench and possibly a discharge

OMG my front bum nearly made me vomit the other day I did a massive fanny guff and the foul stink led me to believe I have a nasty case of foul fishy snatch syndrome

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.

The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.

by I love lamp June 23, 2021

Fragrant Foul

fragrant foul / 1 : / Offensive use of any smelling perfume or cologne. 2 : / To douse oneself heavily with perfume or cologne. 3 : / perfume or cologne used as a foul odor cover up

Executive (to partner): "Geez what a fragrant foul, I can barely breath in this elevator with you."

Partner : "It's Ralph Lauren. Trina told me she liked how it smell on me, I guess I got carried away."

by taralist September 17, 2013

foul ell

I bad galleon on sea of thieves that cant hit cannon shots

the foul ell could not hit chain shots to save their life

by Krispykactus June 2, 2023