Ankle Floopadoo

when your bottom ankle twists sideways and u walk with a limp for the rest of the day backed by scientist look mom im doing something good for the world .

i was running and then my Ankle floopadoo i walked with a limp for the rest of the day owoow

by chaos worm November 11, 2022

Wax Wooden Floors

another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.

Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.

by DykeTurner January 11, 2012

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

floobs

Flabby boobs typically seen on obese pre-pubescent youngins and post-pubescent fat people. Floobs are a symptom of overactive hormones, which gives them a tenacious sex drive. Masculine v.: Moobs.

Did you see the floobs on that sixth grader? She must be a tiger in bed.

by Tam and Jess November 18, 2006

floosh

Floosh: A female ejaculation that goes everywhere all over the place; squirt

damn that girl flooshed all over my body, wow!

by FlooshLoVeR777 January 2, 2007

floopy

adj. Acting in a uncharacteristic (sometimes humorous) manner, such that others are confused/disturbed by such behavior

Emma was acting floopy as she stuck her fingers in her ears and danced around the room.

by james September 16, 2004

[flops]

flip flops or as old people call them, thongs

Lauren-Check out these sweet flops!
Susie-Oh! Are they havhavianas?

by Reprah January 11, 2009