penis flapping

flapping ones penis in a rotating circle at a guy/girl while making noises like a helicopter

I'm going to do some penis flapping with my girl tonight!

by mr flappy flaps October 14, 2014

Butt Flapping

When you shake your butt in a way to make the cheeks sound like wings flapping

Wes was butt flapping so hard I thought it was a flock of geese

by Marginallyclean July 11, 2016

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010

Floppington

The act of getting your genitals messaged by another male.

1. Ew you got floppington? So your gay?

2. That was some great gay, sensual, floppington my boyfriend gave me!

by The man in this bitch December 23, 2009

Ass Flossing

To floss your ass with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. When ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your ass crack with their hair. (Watching for razor blades and scrunches) Then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like hell screaming while flailing your arms.

Jenny was ready for doggy style but Billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an ass flosing. She was then backhanded and left on the floor.

by Chris Ball January 28, 2005

flapping chicken

the act of orally stimulating one bloke whilst simultaneously masturbating two others.

Taras really had the flapping chicken going on last night. Next time we should bring a neck brace for him.

by P. McDiddy June 17, 2005

Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014