Fleming

The act of pooping your pants due to recently recieving buttsex.

Paul Fleminged himself, and needed to borrow Johnny's pants.

by Brett8 February 4, 2010

Flexie

noun,

1. Workout-inspired selfie

2. Taking a photo of oneself before, during or post-workout; at the gym; while wearing gym clothes; while flexing

3. Shamelessly showing off your swole and toned self on social media

1. After my workout at Youfit Health Clubs, I was so swole I had to take a flexie to photograph my progress for all my peeps

2. I'm totally Instagraming that flexie! Double tap!

3. Check out my before and after flexie

by Youfit Health Clubs October 8, 2013

maria flexible

not being attracted to women but weirdly being attracted to maria marcolini

She thinks marias hot

Yeah, she’s maria flexible

by bigdog11 July 6, 2020

alexandra fleming

A hoebag that loves levi, she may often be fat and mean but her obsession with levi is insane!

alexandra fleming loves levi

by alexandras boyfriend February 17, 2022

Hetero-flexible

A person that identifies as heterosexual, but doesn't seem to draw any real lines when it comes to sexual contact.

"Have you ever noticed how many women in that sorority seem to be hetero-flexible?"

by Bad_Kitty13 June 6, 2007

Angus Fleming

The greatest canadian to ever walk this earth. He likes long walks on the beach, cold beers, and cuddling up with the ladies.

Girl 1: "i met this new guy today at school were going out on an date later, i think he is really cute and smart!"
Girl 2: "So like on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being scrub 10 being like Angus Fleming what would you rate him?"
Girl 1: "Psh thats unfair no one could even be a 10 except Angus himself....."

by Stephan6 September 20, 2009

fexing

fake texting. when someone is instant messaging someone and a symbol comes up showing the other person is writing a message, but the user accidentally left a letter in the text box making it look like they are writing something important.

Julia was totally fexing me on AIM. I sat there for five minutes thinking she was writing a story.

by cory phiz December 29, 2007