danger fists

A little known fighting style involving:
1) Raising both arms in the air as if you were a pterodactyl.
2) Swinging your fists without bringing your arms any closer together.

This technique is highly effective when employed by drunken brawlers, angry nine-year-olds, and those who are possessed by insurmountable rage.
1) After nine or ten goblet-fulls of crunk juice, Jack was ready to start throwing his danger fists around.

2) When the birthday clown got in Timmy's face, he planted his danger fists in the clown's crotch.

3) Danger fists crash landed in Frank's face because he simultaneously broke John's Xbox 360 and HDTV.
by nginko1 June 10, 2009
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Reverse Fist

When you take a dump so big that it feels as if you're getting fisted from the inside out in stead of the normal way of fisting, from the outside in.
Mitch: "Dude, I just took a dump so big it stretched my asshole. Talk about some serious pain"
Zakk: "Sounds like you got reverse fisted!"
by Engine11 November 03, 2012
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iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.
The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.
by tholts November 13, 2013
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Barrymore's Fist

A turd that causes catastrophic anal damage. From ex-popular tv host Michael Barrymore's misadventure up his friends back passage (arse) in his swimming pool. Ouch!
I've got to sit on a rubber ring after that that shit, it was like Barrymore's Fist.
by Marcos Davies August 29, 2007
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fist shake

What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.
Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.
by Beef Sanchez September 20, 2003
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Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.
Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.
by Rock3ebChick March 06, 2009
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