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Fetus Attraction

Fetal Attraction is the name of a sex move where a guy is having sex with a pregnant woman (usually in the third trimester). The guy pounds on the woman's stomach until the fetus aborts out onto his dick. The guy then proceeds to beat the girl with her dead fetus until he ejaculates.
John, "aw shit dude, I was getting some awesome poontang last night"

Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."
by Hacksaw Mutilator March 16, 2009
mugGet the Fetus Attractionmug.

Jesus Fetus

A fetus that was aborted for your SINS!!
Marry got a abortion cause god raped her! Then she created a JESUS FETUS!
by FurFur January 28, 2009
mugGet the Jesus Fetusmug.

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.
Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."
by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010
mugGet the Fece Fetusmug.

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.
by Fi March 19, 2004
mugGet the fetus humpermug.

Fetus Deletus

A spell for getting out of a pregnancy trap with hoes.
Fetus deletus!The baby is gone now.
by Jacob Rammingtons December 17, 2017
mugGet the Fetus Deletusmug.

bloody fetus

someone or something that is totally uncool which should make complete and total sense. for instance, take the word fetus alone. this word is hardly spoken amongst peer groups of any age, color, or sexual orientation. Adding "bloody" magically magnifies this already gross word into a ravaging triceratops bulls-eyeing into a grandmother's cooter.
Hello sir, I see you are in the process of blowing up an area full of women and children. You are a bloody fetus.
by Banshee Beat August 9, 2006
mugGet the bloody fetusmug.

Fecal Fetus

A foul term in relation to the act of deficating, or a homosexual comment about making a child.
After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.

I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
by demtris October 1, 2006
mugGet the Fecal Fetusmug.

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