Fetal Attraction is the name of a sex move where a guy is having sex with a pregnant woman (usually in the third trimester). The guy pounds on the woman's stomach until the fetus aborts out onto his dick. The guy then proceeds to beat the girl with her dead fetus until he ejaculates.
John, "aw shit dude, I was getting some awesome poontang last night"
Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."
Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."
by Hacksaw Mutilator March 16, 2009
by FurFur January 29, 2009
Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."
by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010
Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.
by Fi March 20, 2004
by Jacob Rammingtons December 15, 2017
someone or something that is totally uncool which should make complete and total sense. for instance, take the word fetus alone. this word is hardly spoken amongst peer groups of any age, color, or sexual orientation. Adding "bloody" magically magnifies this already gross word into a ravaging triceratops bulls-eyeing into a grandmother's cooter.
Hello sir, I see you are in the process of blowing up an area full of women and children. You are a bloody fetus.
by Banshee Beat August 09, 2006
After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.
I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
by demtris October 01, 2006