Farcus

The term "Farcus" refers to a person who has found themselves in a position of power despite their extremely low level of intelligence. This often results in frequent errors resulting in harm to others. A farcus will never apologise for their mistakes, instead they tend to blame their victims. A farcus in incompetent and causes large scale harm to others.

A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.

Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.

I was sitting in class today and the teacher told us our assignments were due on Friday. I submitted my assignment on Friday and failed because they were actually due on Wednesday. I asked the teacher why; instead of answering he punched me in the face and expelled me. What a farking bully.

My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"

by Jess(; September 9, 2023

Farquan

Some sterotypical timid islam kid thats
A muslim boy that is very islamic
Great person that always listen
has a super sexy beard and side burns
everybody knows faquan nobody has anything bad to say about him
Funny

Guy 1: omg that kid is such a farquan
Guy 2: yeah he's very basic but hes tooo cool and sexy doe

by Heyoasdasoudha September 12, 2023

James Farr

The flash author of the 'xombie' series. Featured on newgrounds and on his numorous sites.

"did you see the latest xombie episode?"
"yeah, it's getting old, isn't it?"

by Crustclock July 21, 2008

Lachlan Farquhar

The biggest idiot you will ever meet. A dirty, dark sense of humour that often gets him into trouble, yet his true friends find him hilarious. He is not afraid to speak his mind, and that often gets him into trouble as well, yet often for speaking the truth. Extremely horny, and is an early bloomer. A great sex candidate for anyone male or female, and overall a great guy.

woah xd that guy over there with all the year 9 chicks is SUCH a lachlan farquhar, i wish i could be like him.

by suitablefucker April 19, 2018

Lord Farquad

Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.

Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.

by Yippy the fox February 5, 2021

ryleigh farr

ryleigh farr is by far one of the most beautiful girls i have ever met. never fails to make anyone smile. we all love ryleigh. only has care for her friends and will do anything for them. always and forever.

have you ever met ryleigh farr?
no, who’s that?
only the best person ever

by johnsiwa November 24, 2021

daddy_farquad_ltu

A pretty famous lithuanian tiktoker who creates great content on tiktok and has an amazing art style

Also needs serious help because simping on fanfiction characters is not healthy

daddy_farquad_ltu: I used to simp on hisoka

You:who?

by Willemdahoe April 8, 2022