farlee

an extrememly eccentric person, often outcast for qualities of intense weird-ness, in the same gene pool as hippies and freaks. a farlee is charaterised by its brightly coloured clothes, bizarre hairstyles, multiple creative talents, contradictory musical preferences, discriminatory, inconsistent and rude opinions and bizarre facial expressions.

"She can't sit with us; she's a farlee!"
"Mummy mummy! Look at that farlee!"

by Dr Huber August 8, 2008

farkle

A sparkly fart out of a unicorns ass

Oh no I just farkled

by pinkie22 April 29, 2016

stoplight fartlek

A form of cross-country training originally from Sweden, but adapted to a city environment. Like traditional backcountry fartlek, stoplight fartlek involves changing the tempo of the run, except instead of instinctually changing pace, the speed is governed by traffic and lights.

"I thought I'd take a leisurely jog around the park, but it turned into a stoplight fartlek when I tried to ride a greenwave and dodge a couple buses."

by Harris Bergstein August 8, 2008

fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

farkle

the origin of the game rock -paper -scissors.

I'll farkle you for shotgun

by rossta January 26, 2005

farkled

Very, very messed up

This computer is completely farkeld - time to reformat the hard drive and reinstall the OS.

by Tim July 10, 2003

Farleigh College

A college with a few smart people, and a metric ton of tards who communicate in primitive grunts.
Smug smart people can't help but laugh.
Also, there are only 3 girls.
The tards will one day be fired from Mcdonalds and commit suicide age 31. The smart people will be smart.

Farleigh college Person 1: Okay, let's go to the lesson.
Josh Mickleson: AAAWAWAO!
Person 2: WTF!
Person 1: Hell, he's stupid.
Person 3: Hey, lets talk about interesting stuff!
Person 2: Yay.
Tard: HSDFHIG
Guy: Damn, i'm so bored. no one to do...
Guy 1: Don't you mean something, not someone?
Guy: No, someone.
Cool guy: I don't wanna sit in the hetero chair.
High pitched guy: i find that very ofensive.
Jerk: Shut up. GTFO.
Smart people: Bleh. at least we'll have qualifiocations.

by Bobberybobbob July 9, 2011