Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.

The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.

by Hydrocat February 4, 2009

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009

Facial Recognition

At the moment just after the Male Species is climaxing,the female or male yells out..."EW RIGHT IN MY FACE"

"So there I was just me and her. Shes jerkin my girkin when all of the sudden i let lose and hear...."ewww right on my face"right there...i knew i had "facial recognition"

by Tony the tattoo artist. NYC February 7, 2013

Facial Deficit

Facial Deficit is a term referring to a face of a person that is unpleasant to look upon

Lindsay Lohan has a chronic Facial Deficit. All those drugs have destroyed her once good looks.

by Aerophone April 17, 2012

facial karanas

Facial karanas is the long lost sister of 2 Greek figures, she was no women of the cloth. She was known to sleep around town with the friends of the 2 adoring brothers on a daily basis accepting facials from one side of town to the other bringing shame to the family name.

Facial Karanas took jeffs hot load like a champ, she still had enough time to swallow Ericks steamy clam before bed.

by Kylethehvacguy October 7, 2016

facial refund

When you nut in your partners mouth, and then they kiss you without swallowing.

Guy 1: So I nut in this chick's mouth, and then she came in for a kiss.

Sexually Confused Guy: Aw dude, she gave you a facial refund!

by Realnamemaker June 6, 2016

Facialphilia

A. One who is fascinated by another's facial expression
B. Sexually attracted to a male or female's facial expression

A. You start a conversation with someone, They make a confused face, You seem to secretly like it as sort of a fascination. You would have formed fascinations for Facialphilia.

B. Another conversation is started. They blink a few times with their eye brows moving up and down while making that little wrinkle spot in the middle part of the face near the eyes and eye brows on the forehead, and seem turned on by the facial expression.

by Fetish Discovery April 14, 2019