facial karanas

Facial karanas is the long lost sister of 2 Greek figures, she was no women of the cloth. She was known to sleep around town with the friends of the 2 adoring brothers on a daily basis accepting facials from one side of town to the other bringing shame to the family name.

Facial Karanas took jeffs hot load like a champ, she still had enough time to swallow Ericks steamy clam before bed.

by Kylethehvacguy October 7, 2016

reverse facial

female ejaculation on a male's face I.E. squirting

Dan was both shocked and intrigued when he received his first reverse facial on his 3rd date with Rhonda

by torquebird September 5, 2016

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

strawberry facial

When a women who is on her period squirts on someones face and blood also comes out.

"Britney is really into Bloodsports, last night she gave her boyfriend a strawberry facial"

Inspired by Felicia Day on her Flog! Whilst cooking a Strawberry dish her friend Robin remarked that it could be used as a Strawberry facial, then Felicia said "That sounds bad, I think that's in Urban Dictionary somewhere" Well now it is.

by Evil Dr Nick October 15, 2015

facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007

cranberry facial

When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.

LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014