Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

Facial Fauci

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.

Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?

by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 24, 2010

Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006

facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007

facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

by Sherbet Head April 13, 2009