Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 20, 2011

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore July 11, 2008

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 16, 2006

facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 14, 2007

vampire facial

Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."

I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.

by rumour2577 April 28, 2015

strawberry facial

When a women who is on her period squirts on someones face and blood also comes out.

"Britney is really into Bloodsports, last night she gave her boyfriend a strawberry facial"

Inspired by Felicia Day on her Flog! Whilst cooking a Strawberry dish her friend Robin remarked that it could be used as a Strawberry facial, then Felicia said "That sounds bad, I think that's in Urban Dictionary somewhere" Well now it is.

by Evil Dr Nick September 01, 2015

Facial Recognition

When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.

So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.

by Paralda October 31, 2011