A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017
Get the Facebook mug.1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.
2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
by staggy11 November 18, 2011
Get the Facebooker mug.the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
by your_father_abel September 4, 2011
Get the facebook mug.person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017
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10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
by iyiljilk December 29, 2011
Get the Facebook mug.person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
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person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
by thesoccergod February 14, 2008
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