Elona

Elona is a albanian girl who is straight forward with you. She will tell you how she feels about you wether it is a good thing or a bad thing. She has a very weird taste in clothes. She has beautiful hair and a flat asssssssssssssss. She has a phone which is bigger than her face and has chubby cheeks.

Cute Boy- Wow did you see Elona's ass?
Another boy- What ass are you looking at? There ain't no ass to look at.

by Marweena2 November 6, 2017

Elon university

Elon University is a private school located in Elon, NC. No prior education needed. If your parents have money then you will get in for sure. They just need to mention something about making a donation. Attending Elon is a joke and getting good grades is easy with little work necessary. Elon parties are exclusive and if you're not popular and good looking dont bother going to a party because you will not get in. Black people are looked down upon and so are the unwealthy. If you are unwealthy you certainly got in based on grades and consider yourself the small group of actually intelligent students .

Elon university frat boy- Yo bro can't wait for the party tonight

Elon university frat boy 2- yeah bro. Lets not let the black people in

by elonbro March 15, 2011

Elon’s Musk

The scent that makes normal people become far more inventive than before being under the power of this musk.

After going to the symposium and breathing in Elon’s Musk; I started designing my personal jet pack!

by Major Thomas May 10, 2018

elon

A University in North Carolina that is home to hot girls, crazy parties and mostly good people. You will drink all the time here. And you will also pass all your classes as they are as easy as taking kindergarden at 30.

Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.

Hey, you going to Elon?
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.

by Tubs Mcgee March 5, 2008

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose September 17, 2016

ElonGate

ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”

Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate

by Whookyman1222 March 5, 2021

Elon

complete asshole who thinks he's the shit and goes from girl to girl without even think about it, he also teases girls into liking him and then goes for a different girl and doesn't even realize what he is doing because he's a complete douche-bag

I hate elon because he doesn't even realize how much i love him

by Emily Partole May 10, 2008