Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 02, 2019
Former president of the U.S. George W. Bush's outrage after he heard about the twin towers falling on September 11, 2001.
You over reacted like a exploding bush
by Herr Doktor des Todes August 25, 2015
by Robert Aiden April 08, 2009
1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.
2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.
2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.
My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.
by Palientologist September 15, 2011
Something Daniel Gillies said at the 2017 Originals SDCC pannel, it May also be the name of his next memoir.
Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.
Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.
Omfg I feel like I have exploding ovaries
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.
by Skrrtskrrt January 20, 2018
To make an offensive/highly embarrassing typo in another language that is incredibly dumb and unrelated.
Man: Look at that fucked up sign! It says so many different things in different languages!
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.
by sussybaka1983 February 08, 2024
"Well technically it's not called pissing on each other, it called exploding on each other" -Bokoen1
by Arcane_AI May 02, 2024