When a visiting team wins a game, they escape. Whether a home team wins or loses, they don't need to go anywhere, they're home already.
by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022
Get the escapemug. (noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.
Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.
by Lazarus727 February 14, 2010
Get the Land-escapermug. “dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
by delphiniumium April 24, 2023
Get the escape showermug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Agua Splash Is An Escape Artist's Dogma<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025
Get the Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistrymug. This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
Get the masturbation escape planmug.