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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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Exist

Lifer - An alive individual does not identify as human or animal, only existence.

Pronouns: It/Preferred Name
Gender: None
I'm not androgynous, I'm a lifer. I don't believe in categorized placements. I believe in my existence as a being, but non-human/non-animal.

*existence precedes essence*
by typical0nlineuser May 31, 2022
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existence

The opposite of a girl having a d***
Existence is real.
by testestestest June 2, 2022
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your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
by markoii April 2, 2022
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lifetime existence

this should never happen in someone's lifetime existence
by Kim Ella April 16, 2022
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