B.E.J.

Alternative name for SEX.

Or name for something that is or feels pleasurable or amazing.

GUY: "Dude, I haven't had some B.E.J. in forever"

or

GUY: "Ay homie, that girl was soo B.E.J."
OTHER GUY: "Damn, I feel ya bro."

by Bvboom November 13, 2010

B.E.T.

Black Entertainment Television (Channel 124 on Dishnetowrk Sat. 119. Channel 50 on Cable in Canada)

BET has the best music ever. FUCK rock, FUCK metal, FUCK all u haters.

by Tamer May 24, 2003

o.b.e.g

O.B.E.G - Means Official Baby Eating Gangsta. Its used to define someone who is indulged with Extreme Metal Thoughts, and Fetishes... including having Scrambled eggs and fetuses, BDSM, and has been involved with shemdems.

Damn dude, your the o.b.e.g homie.

by horror homie November 12, 2007

A.B.E.

A.B.E. stands for "All but engaged" and refers to a couple who have been together seriously for a long time, and are expected to marry but have not officially announced engagement.

Similar to the A.B.D., "All but dissertation."

May be loosely substituted with the acronym, A.B.M., all but married.

Eunice and Thad are A.B.E.; they've been dating for over a year now and have talked about marriage. She's just waiting for him to pop the question.

by Gypsyseoul January 22, 2010

B.E.Q.

B.E.Q. - Stands for bloody, explosive queef.
A queef while you're on your period, or just a really nasty one.

(Obscene sound)
Taylor: Ew! What was that noise?
Ashley: Sorry, I just B.E.Q.!

by wednesday butt crack April 25, 2011

B.E.A.R

13 year old kid named Michael Ballew. He dreams of one day uniting the world in peace and love. He is a rapper and plans on making it as far as he can in the hip-hop industry by using his own painful recollections and memories to try and reveive what is left of the rap world. He is a freshman, broke as hell and is trying to find love. it's hard out there for a lover. he follows his own philosophy called 589 which means "love the world" he literally takes into consideration other peoples lives and tries to walk in their shoes for a little bit just so he can understand and love the world a little better each day. He loves music. Music is his life. When you read this Try to remember the name because the moment he blows up, The world will change. Its time for change. Contact him at [e-mail], Facebook. (Michael Ballew) or myspace.com/drakius5000. He can't record yet but the moment he can his songs will be all over youtube and Myspace. Get ready people. Its time for love to be reborn. -B.E.A.R 589

B.E.A.R is honestly going to be one of the best upcoming rappers in the recent times. He is signed to his own record label with many artists just like him. IIIrd degree is the name of his Label, He loves to love. Check him out sometime, The moment he gets the ability to record man, You're mind is gonna be blown, out your ass.

by KrunkedMofo July 7, 2010

B.E.T

Also Known as Animal Planet.

Yo put it on B.E.T they're having an ape special all weekend long.

by Get R Done March 15, 2005