Dwarf

Short guys with small dicks; mostly drive white single cab fords

Did you see that dwarf joe driving to the Ford dealership

by Fordsuckschevyiswaycooler November 18, 2020

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Dwarf dismantling

Dward dismantling is When you dismantle a very short person (dwarf) for your own pleasing. Often this is used in illegal acts, almost like sacrifices for a better and longer life.

Hey guys wanna go dismantle a dwarf today?
My father did a dwarf dismantling yesterday.

by Big booty sexer September 28, 2017

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The 8th dwarf

Cristian.

Used to refer to someone who is being moody.

Similar to Grumpy.

"The 8th dwarf is back."

"Is Cristian being moody again?"

by Amelia9 September 28, 2023

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First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

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