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drunken whisper

A fart that you think is going to be silent but more closely resembles a quartet of trumpets saluting the arrival of the King back from the crusades. Similar to your drunk Uncle Mike trying to whisper something at Thanksgivnig dinner about the $2 hooker that he purchased earlier in the week but he says it so loud even your Great Grandma can hear.
Bob mistakenly let loose a drunken whisper in the board meeting.
by Pat "The Barber" Beefcake January 30, 2008
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drunkle

The uncle (or uncle-type figure) in the family who is drunk at every family function.
Don't give drunkle his keys back he's not safe to drive.
by greenfeen February 7, 2009
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Drunked-Up

When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!
Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right

hour later

Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up
by Mz. Get it Get it June 28, 2010
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Drunken Love.

Drunken love.

When two people fall inlove whilst intoxicated. They both tell each other how much they love each other, and then they both wake up the next day, full of regrets and confusion.
Person One: Are you two still together?
Steady One: Nope, It was only drunken Love.
by Mr Pyschotic May 7, 2010
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drunken fun

Drunken Fun is when a chick plays games with your head by making you think that your getting somewhere when your really not.
That girl that TooBIG is hanging around with is just giving him some drunken fun.

I hope toobig knows that all she is doing by kissing all up on him that he's getting some drunken fun and that's all.
by TooBIG.net April 9, 2005
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Drunken Meditation

A KICK ASS Horror/Political/Punk band from houston texas.
Formed in 2005, they play shows at anti-war rallys and gigs at places around houston.
ME: you going to the Drunken Meditation show tonight?
Friend: Hell yea!! they rule!
by FUCKING DRUNKEN BRAD October 14, 2006
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drunken soliloquy

the product of too many beers, too much gin, or too much whiskey and therefore an unguarded tongue when one imparts wisdom that is (for the most part - usually) beyond the abilities of the speaker. it may be personal insights shared on a blog late at night after a bottle of Jameson, or a bar room proverb, or a late night impartation of wisdom to ones friends about life, or romance. it might even be a rare moment of vulnerability to a wall that one has just pissed on in which the speaker shares with that piss stained wall a nugget of insight about life.
"dude, this may be the booze talking, but that bitch is wrong for you." "what ever dude you are just drunk enough to think that your drunken soliloquy makes sense."

OR:

i could have done something with my life, but instead i chose to piss it away and opportunity has long since ceased to knock at my door.

OR:

poor yorik, i barely knew ye blah blah what dreams may come blah blah blah pass the bong.
by iamfletch April 1, 2007
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