Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

drowning

Having a lot of cash. So much so that you're no longer swimming.

Plebian 1: "Dude, Jeff Bezos has so much money"
Plebian 2: "I know. He's drowning. Wanna make out?"

by lahiyam April 2, 2021

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

Drowning Bullfrog

The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.

I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.

by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022

drown sound

When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.

My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.

by Kevin September 15, 2008

Surround and drown

When a lucky person gets surrounded by men, women or both and all streams release a golden shower display to rival the Bellagio hotel covering the lucky recipient with warm yellow goodness.

The party was nuts, everyone surrounded R Kelly and gave him a surround and drown.

by padawamedic May 28, 2018