When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.
Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up
by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020
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by silverlight delrith is noob July 27, 2006
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
by Mr. Pie March 2, 2008
The dog turd that cannot be bagged because you either ran out of bags or forgot them or just don't care.
After proudly making his pile on the sidewalk for all to see, Wylie watched me scowl as I clutched and pulled at each empty pocket, realizing that we would have to skip away quickly, casually whistling the theme to another Que sera, sera doodie
by Joseph Master of Wylie December 9, 2008
by Walletto January 10, 2012
When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022