downward dong

An advanced yoga move that requires first to drop dong and then to move into a downward dog position for maximum relaxation.

I make sure to get into downward dong when I'm soaking in my favorite hot springs.

by the_jamin_rock April 23, 2017

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 19, 2010

Dong Daiquiri

when you order a drink at a fancy restaurant and the make you a daiquiri and stir it with their penis.<3

anthony went to hooters and ordered a dong daiquiri

by limonade April 19, 2009

Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 05, 2019

dong hammer

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

by air-ric March 03, 2014

dong hit

Getting your cocked sucked

Todd: RyMan this girl gave me a shity ass dong hit
RyMan: What did you expect she had horse teeth

by Keepurheadup September 28, 2008

dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"

did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?

by Rufus B. May 21, 2008