Derky Town

Low Income, poverty stricken Neighborhood in Albion, Nebraska across from the dirt road, down in the river bottom.

"Don't go to Derky town after Dark"
"We played football with the rough kids from Derky town in the park"
"Make sure you are always with someone when you go through Derky town"
"Please don't go on the other side of the dirt road"

by Cardinal402 December 13, 2014

oakland doorknob

fisting someone's asshole

gave 'er the ol' oakland doorknob.... couldn't walk straight for weeks

by a ly August 12, 2006

doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

by Etch September 8, 2006

Gun Dork

A person who collects firearms and - often militaria as well - relating to certain historical periods. This person may also be into shooting said firearms but this is often secondary to appreciating them and finding out arcane bits of historical trivia about them. This main pursuit is usually done by buying large expensive reference books about the guns in question and swapping info and expertise with other gun dorks at gun shows, meets, and on-line forums.

Gun dorks dislike being called "Gun Nuts" as they beleive this incorrectly lumps them in with those of the Glock-AR15-AK-shootupthecountryside crowd.

"That guy has every book to go with his WW1 rifle collection - he's a real gun dork!"

"Yeah, he's into guns but not just any guns, specifically Austrio-Hungarian Jager rifles - he's a Gun Dork not a Gun Nut."

by ketoujin1 August 25, 2009

Doorknob

A person who is sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate about who they engage in sexual relations with.

That girl is a doorknob, everyone has had a turn.

by The Correctionator August 4, 2005

beer dork

A person (generally male) who takes pleasure in boasting about his accomplishments in the sport of beer drinking. Beer dorks think they gain social status by telling their friends exactly how much they drank on a given night, or how much they plan to drink at a future date. They have the ability to describe to you in detail, over the course of a night, how many drinks they had, what kind, and when they drank them. Beer dorks talk a mad game, but are the biggest pussy light-weights in their group of alcohol enthusiasts.

This beer dork I work with just told me that he and his buddies converted their garage into a party room complete with a beer fridge that holds 8 cases of beer, a beer pong table, and a giant beer bong that 4 people could "saddle up to" at the same time. Shockingly, this beer dork is 31 and single.

by Beertine January 11, 2009

Doorknob

A male or female who appears to one as attractive, until they get to know the person and become disappointed to find out they have absolutely no personality.

Girl 1: How are things with Will?
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.

by awyeah18 June 22, 2011