divine moment

A divine moment is when someone exhibits:

1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.

These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.

Culprit: Well done, you figured this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment

by d1v1ne June 2, 2024

Divine Feminine

A belief of a retarded white bitch thinks she’s better than she actually is. No self awareness whatsoever. Usually some kind of nonce and/or esoterically derived heretic, intertwined closely with neognosticism as per Sophia.

aforementioned dumbass Bitch: “Err, I’m going to vibe into my crystals for you and tell the divine feminine to rape your great aunt”

by SuckMyDickAndBallsYouKike June 9, 2024

Divinely Bubbly

Having the quality of being very cheerful, and optimistic.

Because Cherry works with children, and always has a smile on her face. People consider her to be divinely bubbly.

by Mary_R October 8, 2011

Divine

Divine is a boy with a big dick and also loved by some girls, his caring his kind and alway have money and he likes to get kissed

Divine can I hug you “yes no problem “

by Yrjejej October 9, 2020

Divine Rapage

When a holy person such as a Cleric or Priest rapes someone so much and so well that they are actually cure of any pain or ailment that they were experiencing.

After the little boy scraped his knee the priest used divine rapage him to fix his knee.

by Slayer175995 October 14, 2011

Divine

Divine is the girl that is straight forward and would always be there for you when you need it. Divine is the type of person everyone would have a crush on, she probably wouldn’t know it either. Divine is such a pretty intelligent funny person with a beautiful personality. Everyone would like her and others wouldn’t get the chance because they’d be afraid. Divine would be everything a person would love to be friends with, if you have a Divine in your life, cherish her as she will always be a good caring and loyal friend. She would always be active and would make you laugh anywhere anytime no matter how you’re feeling she would always make you feel better. Divine is the type to always be there for you and be everything a person would wish for, she’s important and special and she’s one of a kind, that’s why her name is Divine because it describes how she is so well.

Passing through the hallways with Divine always makes my day somehow.

by totally not N🤫 November 19, 2023

Divine Crashout

A Crash-out, so unfortunate, and impulsive, that it is divine

After killing all of the orphanage because my grandma didn’t make me pizza rolls, I was considered a divine crashout.

by Babyyodafan69 June 12, 2024