Dirt Dingler

A person who dosent wipe their anus.

I don't want to hang around Mark cause he's a dirt dingler and smells like ass.

by Thestinkypete December 26, 2009

joe dirting

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010

hero dirt

When the earth has the best moisture content for perfect traction.

I am just killing it today cuz of this hero dirt.

by tfitz2 March 2, 2016

dirt diver

Dirt Diver is a fictional character on the CBS television series The Unit.

Dirt Diver do you read me?

by Mack Gerhardt October 22, 2007

BG Dirt

A excessive amount of prepubescent hair that garners one's upper lip and looks amazingly stupid.

Man A "Yo, you got some BG dirt, son. Shave that shit."
Man B "Fuck you son, it's manly."

by Aljosa Buttkisovic July 12, 2006

dirt cookie

A cookie made of inland yellow plateau dirt from Haiti mixed with cooking oil, and is then left to dry on the sidewalk during a hot Haitian summer day.

Avg Value: 6 cents.
Location of sale: Streets of Hati/ 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084.

Sam Blake Anderson left his home house at 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084 and went to Haiti and made a dirt cookie at which point he sold it for some dirt money.

by mr.scotty911 May 29, 2008

Dirt Serpent

A female (generally one who is not overly attractive) who lives not only a promiscuous, but trashy existence. Common traits of Dirt Serpents can be high tolerance of alcohol, poor fashion and style sense, inability to dance, crude and vulgar conversational skills and of course lacking sexual scruple's.

Bill: Britney Spears is such a dirt serpent
Ted: Yeah man
Bill: I'd still fuck her though
Ted: Oh yeah for sure!

by Geordie97 January 31, 2008