by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

by Yo flamala October 21, 2014

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

by dave_rave October 25, 2006

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

A Bitching Motherfucka That gets all the hoes, Good and Bad, Man and Women
You should never question him
You should never question him
by Ding Dong Daddy Diego May 25, 2018

by Chuck from Maine December 22, 2004
