Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

by Jeffburton April 20, 2010

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.

1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.

by LesPaulC December 1, 2010

digital shoulder

a kind of camera; an expression referring high-tech

Be careful what you surf on the internet; you might get fired if your boss decides to take a look over your digital shoulder.

by Lori. November 20, 2010

Ricing Digits

When you get a girl/guy's number off someone elses phone and start calling/texting them, not doing the work to get it yourself.

"How did you get her number man?!"
"Haha, I just riced it bro"

"Hey what are you doing on my phone?"
"Im ricin' that chicks digits"

"Why don't you ask some chicks for their numbers?"
"Na, i'll just go ricing digits later."

by `CHARLiE May 15, 2010

digital cougar

An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites.

I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Facebook.

by [e-mail] September 25, 2008

Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.

If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard

by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013