diddle biddle

A person who is a poser and thinks they are the shit.

Diddle Biddle: "yo broskis, whats happening"
Not a Diddle Biddle: "Hey man, what it is?"
Diddle Biddle: "Nothin man, just about to drop in the sweet ramp"
Not a Diddle Biddle: " Thats cool"
Diddle Biddle: "yup, peace bros"
(Not a Diddle Biddle turn to a friend)
Not a Diddle Biddle: "That kid was a Diddle Biddle"
Friend of Not a Diddle Biddle: "word!"

Other example

Dude, i just stepped on your headphones...Im a Diddle Biddle.

by Mike MR. Keenan May 24, 2008

Jeep your Diddles

Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.

Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah

You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns

Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?

by theelusiveweeaboo February 22, 2015

Don’t Diddle December

For when you failed no nut November

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

by Watson my dear December 02, 2019

diddle your skittle

Playing with one's cooch

Don't diddle your skittle on aisle 4

by Cosby2017 February 06, 2018

whore-diddle pistol

A six-gun such as the Colt Walker Dragoon known for its length and size; the name suggesting it is large enough to satisfy a sporting woman.

MacDonough knew that the Pinkerton's whore-diddle pistol would punch a hole in him big enough to drive a mule-team through.

by Rev. Poe March 07, 2010

Don't Diddle December

Redemption for people who failed No Nut November. Same rules just for whole December.

Bruv you passed NNN?
No, I'm gonna try again during Don't Diddle December

by Jace333 December 01, 2018

Diddled her Skittle

means fingering or playing with a girl's clit

'I kissed a girl AND diddled her skittle !'

by Reshi August 13, 2011