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tom delonge

An arrogant cocklord! Don't get me wrong, Blink we're one of my favourite bands growing up and i still listen to them to this day, but Tom seems like an absolute jerk! Mark and Travis are cool and all, but before the self-titled album came out, Tom said it would blow everyone's mind. It turned out mediocore at best and had none of the catchy-pop like toilet humor that we had learned to love from Enema of the State, Dude Ranch and Cheshire Cat. After they broke up he started A.V.A and said it was gonna be huge and epic. Its not bad, but comeon Tom, epic? Its not like its the Star Wars trilogy or something. If your reading this, just learn not to hype it up too much and fail to deliver.
"Keep your head still, i'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill.."

Sounds like Tom Delonge ran outta words...

Anyone else notice mark writes much better songs?
by pagis88 September 11, 2006
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tom delonge

A pussy ass wimp. He used to be cool and hot in Blink-182. But then since becoming a big floppy haired tight trouser bad singing , writing and performing twat. He also reckons he's gods messanger. Loopy . or what. Doesn't care about any of his fans. Don;t support the faggo.
Whos tht gay, greasy haired fag on stage talking about war...
Tom Delonge
by Keishahahahahah August 29, 2006
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Delboy Chauvin

Despite concessions being made, a large man was resisting arrest strongly, after attempting to steal from a grocery store with a fake bill.

It took all officers to hold him down.

Delboy adopted the textbook prone knee hold to the man to restrict his maneuverability. The man continued to shout and make the same claims he had been making for the previous 30 minutes. Delboy asked his colleagues to call paramedics as the man was complaining of medical issues.

When the paramedics arrived, the man's heart had stopped beating. It was later found that he had ingested a large amount of fentanyl, which had strained his already diseased heart.

The man was pronounced dead some time later. This event would ensure that Delboy's name would be etched into the publics memory for quite some time to come. Delboy was charged for his claimed misconduct and placed under arrest. What followed was months of backlash, rioting, looting, destruction of property, arson, rape and murder, mostly by a certain group of people, in reaction to the occurrence.

A year later, the riots still ongoing in some cities, the trial began. An ready foregone conclusion,
Celebrities, politicians and galaxy-brained representatives of a certain community rejoiced at the guilty verdict, but some went a little too far. And some went too far, even before the jury had delivered their verdict. Resulting in the current situation of Delboy currently awaiting sentencing pending the outcome of a requested retrial.
Morris: You always go too far and Delboy Chauvin the situation.
Brookes: I didn't mean to it just escalated and went somewhere it shouldn't have.
Morris: I guess it was kinda my fault to begin with, not really yours for having to Delboy Chauvin me.
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Delmonte

The toughest kid , besides baby salmi and kohut. Hes basically jacked and destroys anyone or anything that gets in his way. His family, especially his mother, is very nice. He walks around like a hardass but really runs a 14 minute mile, so if u wanna race him don't, ull get burned. He takes bitch shots at people and throws people but will never fight anyone. Basically, his muscles compare to those on snoop dogg.
Yo u see delmonte today, his muscles are hitting and tripping people as he waks down the hallway!!!
by Jacked May 9, 2005
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delmore

A stupid fucking idiot that looks like jesus and picks fights with people over irc.

Also known as AngryJesus.
<delmore> COME ON THEN FUCKER, IRC IS FOR FOOLS, YOU WANT TO GO TOE TO TOE?
by eXistenZi March 7, 2004
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Delbows

When a one's upper arm tissue dunlaps the elbows. Commonly found on someone who also has kankles
Did you see that delbows on that chick?!
by Lori Dotson July 20, 2008
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deloitte

An accounting firm full of people who didn't fill out the DAMN Global Commitment Survey! I bet more people voted on this definition than those who filled out the damn survey which can actually help the situation and possibly change the definition. I guess this is why turnover at Deloitte hovers around 50% a year.
Deloitte be bustin' a GAAP yo ass.
by Material Weakness March 30, 2005
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