david pilar

David Pilar is the type of person that no one wants to be around. He has an amazingly ugly... personality... and face. He normally has very little brain capacity and has trouble communicating with others, and often gets rejected. This type of homosexual is a rare sight and must reported to the government immediately. If you are seen housing any of these you will receive the death sentence.

The David Pilar was discovered trying to jump off a very tall building.

by exposed49 April 28, 2017

david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

Dakita

Dakita is the ship name for Daisy and Nikita: two gorgeous gays. They are pure beans.

“Hey have you heard about Dakita?”

“Yeah, it’s Daisy and Niki!!!”

by Jazzle McDazzle June 27, 2018

David Gritsko

My bf bitch 💓 he lw a thottie thooo

"Wow look at David Gritsko"
'Yeah he's my bf thank you next, bitch"

by Mrs.Headass February 19, 2019

David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

David Mamo

A man who sold his kneecaps to the black market to make some money, also he is a giant douche

person 1: who do you have?
Person 2 : David Mamo
Person 1: I am so sorry for you

by DAVID MAMO6969 September 1, 2019

David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.

David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."

by The MGV May 19, 2020